The Geek Hierarchy
Have you seen it?
It’s not new - I realize that. Two things:
a) You haven’t seen everything.
b) You might not have seen this.
c) Shut up.
Don’t get all “that’s three things, dickhead” on me. C != 3, that’s merely an oft-used convention.
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Still not satisfied. Take THIS:
You have most likely gone astray by assuming that the line breaks and the parentheticals above actually indicate the
...Reflections
I’ve been moving this around under the hood, here. One result is the page of Reflections, which contains almost nothing you haven’t already read, but is there to make cohesive to the newcomer the various lunacies I have recorded here.
This is one things that really bugs me about blog systems: they are backwards. When I write, often I’m telling a story, one with a beginning, something like a middle, and then no
...Beating Guitar Hero III Was Hard
But I beat it anyway.
Yeah, that’s right. Go ahead, gape, cry, pull out your hair, whatever. I beat it.
On expert.
The experience of GH3 is so utterly different than GH2&1 that it really is entirely its own game. When I first cracked the seal and started it up (all those months ago when it first came out), I interpreted this “different” thing as “worse”.
Live and learn. Live and learn.
When the game first
...OMFG!!! *I* want an exoskeleton…!!!
Where’s MINE?!?!?!
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/11/video-fix-super.html
Bow Ninja & Monsters’ Den
I’ve been mucking around under the hood this past week, making good on my recent threats to CHANGE EVERYTHING. It’s comin’!
But that’s not important right now. What is important is that Kongregate has determined, for once and for all, that I am a better Ninja than you. Or, perhaps more to the point, I am a cuter ninja than you.
The sounds he makes while climbing the grapple rope (SPOILERS!!!!!!111!1!!) are particularly
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